Saturday, July 13, 2013

Mixed Berry Flag Pie

Now, I realize how incredibly belated this is. Which is why it will serve as a double post! That makes it okay, right? If we're being honest, what makes it okay is the fact that there is virtually no one, except for a few wayward googlers, who frequents this blog who is not also FB friends with me. This pie was posted on Independence Day itself in my mobile uploads, so you all already know about it, and there are no surprises for you here. Including the fact that I was late in posting this.



Just in case you were wondering, holidays are a huge deal to my baker self. Think of all the festive possibilities! For the 4th, the list is practically endless. Red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and fresh blueberries, a yellow cake with a whipped cream and fresh berry flag on top, cakes with flags INSIDE THEM, blueberry cheesecake with strawberry sauce, etc. you get the idea.

I decided there was nothing more classic than an American pie. Especially after reading this wonderful article I learned that American butter is actually the optimal pie-crust butter! Who knew, that after all of this time of feeling unsurmountable shame for not opening that boastfully gold wrapped Kerrygold (the color of the bougie-foodie medal) butter and instead miserably unfolding the clear Costco butter waxpaper, I was in the right all along! No longer shall I endure countless food blogs telling me "the Irish grass-fed butter is what makes it" and I will stand by my ultra-pasteurized mostly-water American butter. Because it's the American way. Amen.

I then asked myself, why must I be forced to forgo the pinnacle of July 4th baked goods: the berry flag? I then decided that nobody can tell me what I can't have. This is also the American way. Amen.

In the perfect fashion of American-dream-onized good ol' capitalist greed, I proudly cut my shabby butter into bleached flour and made a lumpy crust flag atop my mixed berry flag. To represent diversity, of course.



The result was perfectly delicious--flaky, golden crust that was neither too crumbly or too gooey, and a perfectly gelled but retainfully (new word) robust berry filling. I should add that in my experience with pie crusts (a long, pain-filled history) an all-butter crust is the way to go. Your two main choices when it comes to making a pie is flour vs. cornstarch for the filling, and butter vs. shortening for the crust. My only complaint would be that the filling was a bit too sweet for my taste. Unless you don't enjoy the slight tartness of blackberries against the creamy sweetness of vanilla ice cream as I do, adhere to reduced-sugar adaptation I've kindly implemented for you below. If not, an extra half-cup of sugar should do that cavity trick right up for you. Happy 4th! Or 13th! Whatever!

Mixed Berry Pie

One double-crust all-butter pie crust (I used this recipe.)
2 bags frozen mixed berries, thawed (or 6 cups of mixed berries)
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup sugar (more if you feel like it)
1/2 cup flour
2 tbsp. butter
Preheat the oven to 425. Mix the flour, sugar, and salt together in a bowl. Add the thawed berries and toss the coat thoroughly. Turn into pastry-lined pie dish and dot with butter. Cover with top crust (or flag cutouts), seal and flute. Bake for 35-45 minutes until juice bubbles out of the slits and the crust is a golden brown. If the crust begins to brown prematurely, cover with tin foil. Serve with ice cream.